Thursday, April 15, 2010

辞职风蔓延篇

辞职风继续蔓延,今天有个同事叫我帮他写辞职信,平时看辞职信看得多,真正写又很像写不出,只好上网找找看。

无意中,发现这篇有趣的辞职信:

“ Dear Mr. Boss: I'm thrilled to inform you that I'm resigning. I have been waiting for what seems like forever to inform you that I’m resigning. I’ve hated worked for the company since the day I was hired. I don’t like the work,I don’t like my fellow employees, and I don’t like you. I am tendering my resignation effective immediately and I’m heading for the open road. I know you would like me to help you with a transition, but I won’t. Have fun figuring out the files on my computer. I can’t even figure them out most of the time.

I bought a Harley and a leather jacket and my girlfriend, Denise, is coming along. It was a little tough to find a jacket to fit her, but we managed.

Oh, speaking of computers, you’ll need to figure out the passwords to all our online resources. I forgot to keep a list of them, so have fun with that. I’m sure you’d like to have a going away party for me. However, I’m not interested in the stale cookies and nasty punch that constitutes saying goodbye at this company. Don’t worry about writing me a reference, even though I’m sure you’d be glad to recommend my work. I don’t need or want one. I don’t need references where I’m heading. So, consider our bridges burnt..

See ya,

Happy To Be Gone ______

不错吧??哈哈~~Password那部分我最喜欢!也许以后我也会“忘记”呢!!

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